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post Jul 20 2007, 04:35 AM
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1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as ****-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participants' ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

8 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

11 to flame them for not using the Search feature.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

10 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

24 to tell them to take it to PM's.

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning.

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


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post Jul 20 2007, 06:47 AM
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..I think this topic should be stickied.
It should stop people from having long pointless arguements tongue.gif


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post Jul 20 2007, 07:17 AM
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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightstorm! you've spelt lightbulb wrong! its light bulb not lightbulb geez...


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post Jul 20 2007, 08:37 AM
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QUOTE (Tartan Bunny @ Jul 20 2007, 09:17 AM) *
Lightstorm! you've spelt lightbulb wrong! its light bulb not lightbulb geez...

no, the correct term for the device you refer to as a lightbulb would be a lamp


awesome. needs to be stickied.

EDIT, where did you find this, BTW?

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post Jul 20 2007, 08:59 AM
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LOL that's great.

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27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

that's me right there


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post Jul 20 2007, 09:20 AM
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Me too. tongue.gif XD


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post Jul 20 2007, 11:36 AM
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QUOTE (Sir Modsalot @ Jul 20 2007, 10:20 AM) *
Me too. tongue.gif XD

Me three.


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post Jul 20 2007, 01:38 PM
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Yesterday at work, we had three light bulbs go out in the same day - since I was the tallest, they volunteered me to change em all.


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post Jul 20 2007, 01:41 PM
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QUOTE (Sir Modsalot @ Jul 20 2007, 11:20 AM) *
Me too. tongue.gif XD


you forgot to quote the entire post tongue.gif


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post Jul 20 2007, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE (Lightstorm @ Jul 20 2007, 12:35 AM) *
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.


All right! Three people already say they'd do it, just 24 more to go!

I would have been the one that changed the light bulb and left so the argument could commence wink1.gif

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post Jul 20 2007, 10:56 PM
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19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".
that's what you guys did.


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post Jul 21 2007, 02:28 AM
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Lawl


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post Jul 21 2007, 06:54 PM
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Lol everyone is doing EXACTLY what it says everyone will do lol.gif


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post Jul 21 2007, 10:24 PM
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And why shouldn't we? :3


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post Jul 21 2007, 11:58 PM
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because that would be spam tongue.gif


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post Jul 22 2007, 07:40 AM
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QUOTE (ChielScape @ Jul 20 2007, 09:37 AM) *
no, the correct term for the device you refer to as a lightbulb would be a lamp
awesome. needs to be stickied.

EDIT, where did you find this, BTW?


You *******! Stop it! Argh! Why do people have to start this up?!

I DECLARE FLAME WAR roll.gif


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post Jul 22 2007, 04:01 PM
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This thread is epic innocent.gif

pin it, nao !
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post Jul 22 2007, 07:35 PM
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Oh, we aren't going to start a discussion about light bulbs now, are we?

I would probably say the discussion is pointless. Like discussions about cute pigs, bug spray or genetic modification, those aren't pointless.

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post Jul 22 2007, 09:46 PM
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You know... i think that i have to change the light bulb in my room soon cuz it hasnt been changed for ages bornleet.gif
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post Jul 22 2007, 09:46 PM
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Black lights r kool. Glowy & stuff.


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post Jul 23 2007, 07:18 PM
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ahrgggggggg!!!!!!!!!! light bulbs! too many light bulbs! ion cannon all them damn light bulbs!!!! bulbs aaagggggggggrrrrhhh!


so annoying....


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post Jul 25 2007, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE (Mighty BOB! @ Jul 22 2007, 05:46 PM) *
Black lights r kool. Glowy & stuff.


All I gots are regular light bulbs


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post Jul 27 2007, 07:35 PM
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QUOTE (Corsair @ Jul 25 2007, 04:07 PM) *
All I gots are regular light bulbs


Aww, sucks for j00.


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post Jul 31 2007, 11:49 AM
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You know, it's dangerous to change light bulbs. You might accidentally have an electric shock on you , and that wouldn't be nice, wouldn't it?

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post Jul 31 2007, 02:26 PM
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that's why you turn it off before you change it lol.gif


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post Jul 31 2007, 03:02 PM
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..Why is everyone so interested in light bulbs these days, lol.gif
why don't you look up the light bulb FAQ instead of asking all sorts of questions about light bulbs wink1.gif tongue.gif

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post Jul 31 2007, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE (Lightstorm @ Jul 20 2007, 06:35 AM) *
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
Well, I... eh... I... Eh...


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QUOTE (Warlord @ Jul 31 2007, 11:02 AM) *
..Why is everyone so interested in light bulbs these days, lol.gif


Because they're awesome! We take them for granted, one day they'll just tesla coil our ass

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post Aug 9 2007, 11:21 AM
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QUOTE (Corsair @ Aug 3 2007, 10:49 PM) *
Because they're awesome! We take them for granted, one day they'll just tesla coil our ass


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Meh, I don't change lightbulbs. I can drink in the dark.


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