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is the phrase "dense as uranium" funny?
is the phrase "dense as uranium" funny?
yes [ 2 ] ** [8.33%]
no [ 10 ] ** [41.67%]
I don't get it [ 5 ] ** [20.83%]
I get it, but I'm not going say if its funny, probably because I'm lying [ 7 ] ** [29.17%]
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post Oct 31 2007, 02:42 PM
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Yesterday me and my buddies were talking about how dense these polish people were who had come
into our store. One said the guy was as dumb as a brick. I Mentioned that the women was as dense as
uranium and no one found it funny. As shocking as that may sound to some of you it is true. so thats
why this poll is here, I hope you vote to help a confactor out smile.gif
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post Oct 31 2007, 02:55 PM
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Uh....this sounds like something I wouldn't say if I were with my pals.
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post Oct 31 2007, 05:03 PM
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Well, I haven't heard that before hmm.gif


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post Oct 31 2007, 06:03 PM
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Personally, i dont really see it as funny, its not a common phase to use is it wacko.gif


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post Oct 31 2007, 06:58 PM
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Sorry, but that just isn't funny.


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post Nov 18 2007, 11:21 AM
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And I don't get it XD...
But I and a friend of me have sometimes very strange things... Like genetically manipulated... WATER?!?!!! (does water have genes?)
And does anybody see the connection between a guy from turkey and german language? Well, if you put it together, you get a stephard that is a sheep itself... eh... right... or something like this.


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post Nov 18 2007, 01:33 PM
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post Nov 19 2007, 01:39 AM
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well i can't see how that is funny but nice try though


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post Nov 20 2007, 03:08 AM
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People don't seem to laugh much at words over seven letters long, or if its "sciency" tongue.gif


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post Nov 21 2007, 08:47 PM
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i suppose it would be funny if you said that to someone who knows how dense uranium is, personally MY favorite stupid intelligent person phrase is "you're a inbred cro-magnon degenerate"


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post Nov 21 2007, 11:59 PM
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Meh, its not that funny, because Uranium, is actually not that dense, even though its a mineral it can semi float while radioactive. It has be like, as dense as George W. Bush....or something.

Mine was "Nice notes Nancy Drew" instead of "No sh*t sherlock holmes." I only came up with it because a girl in class loves to point out all our comments are sexist or racist, when 3/4 of the time, they don't deal with either topic.
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post Nov 22 2007, 01:36 AM
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Meh, its not that funny, because Uranium, is actually not that dense, even though its a mineral it can semi float while radioactive.

Dunno where you're getting these facts from. Uranium is pretty damn dense and things don't "semi-float" and it is always radioactive, it isn't a simple on/off thing.


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post Nov 22 2007, 01:57 AM
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yah i was under the impression that uranium was dense as well...its like number 92 on the periodic table


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post Nov 22 2007, 03:04 AM
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lol semi float?! where did you go to school, poland? Just kidding polish natives are probably
smarter than most americans anyway...
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post Nov 22 2007, 05:29 AM
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Besides, he's in the US, so his education seems to be pretty normal. wink1.gif


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post Nov 22 2007, 05:48 AM
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QUOTE (DeathRay2K @ Nov 22 2007, 12:29 AM) *
Besides, he's in the US, so his education seems to be pretty normal. wink1.gif


Hey now tongue.gif


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post Nov 22 2007, 05:58 AM
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Nah, it's just them Southerners.. especially in Texas tongue.gif tongue.gif


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post Nov 22 2007, 06:05 AM
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QUOTE (Team Black @ Nov 22 2007, 12:58 AM) *
Nah, it's just them Southerners.. especially in Texas tongue.gif tongue.gif


And that sort of attitude is what started the U.S. Civil War lol.gif

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post Nov 22 2007, 05:53 PM
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And when Americans don't take the piss out of Mexico, Europe or Canada, they take it out of each other


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post Nov 22 2007, 07:33 PM
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wow this is randomly becoming a random political rant


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post Nov 22 2007, 07:57 PM
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Nah, I ain't going to start one


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QUOTE (NodTrooper @ Nov 22 2007, 02:59 AM) *
Meh, its not that funny, because Uranium, is actually not that dense, even though its a mineral it can semi float while radioactive. It has be like, as dense as George W. Bush....or something.


I once knew a girl, which was semi-pregnant and a guy, who was semi-dead. What a coincidence. They must have been swiming that day near non-radioactive uranium, semi-floating in the semi-water.


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post Nov 23 2007, 08:57 PM
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